Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy. Fucking. New. Years.

I HATE MY LIFE
new years sucked.
I am pretty sure 2009 is going to fucking suck
Depression is setting in. I was MEANT to go to a club in Tolfa with my aunt and some italiano peeps, but tolfa is heaps high in the mountains and there was just an accident up there in which five teenagers were killed in a car crash so we werent fucking allowed, so we were already pissed.
We had to have a freaking STUPID DINNER in which i did not want to eat anything. We had salmon freaking mousse (I am so fucking sick of freaking salmon) and pigs trotter. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN PIGS TROTTER?! IT'S FUCKING DEGUTANTE. AND I WAS MADE TO FREAKING EAT IT!!
WITH LENTILS!!!!
(this is some kind of barbaric italian tradition on new years)
fuck!
Lentils are meant to represent prosperity and luck in the coming year - I doubt this will do much for me.
After this - the only fun part of the evening - Alf and I made Creme Brulee with a BLOWTORCH and almost singed my other aunt's eyebrows off. HAHAHA hilarious.
We also drank a lo of moose milk (well its basically just milk and about nine tenths rum) and i felt quit sick by the end
Towards the countdown everyone was starting to pass out thanks to a large quantity of moose milk, wine and prossecco (like an italian version of champagne). Suddenly everyone buggered off to our Jewish/American/Lesbian neighbour Rosie's - ditching my mother, Alex, Ags and Al
FUCKING HELL I CANT FUCKING FINISH ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER MY AUNTS FREAKING BRATS.
TALK LATER.

2 comments:

  1. It's normally my habit to surf blogspot and read blogs, because I simply enjoy reading. I like to comments blogs that give me a reaction, well I had a reaction for this one.
    I think, that you should just get over yourself, and your so-called terrible problems listed above.
    Five people were killed, sympathize with them, and their families. At least you're still alive.

    I don't know you, so I swear to you that I'm not judging you, at all. I'm simply conveying my thoughts on this entry.

    Goodbye,
    Hilary.

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  2. All I can say in reaction to comment above is, at least she has a life to complain about rather than surfing blog sites reading about and commenting on other people's

    Peace and all that shit
    Mimi

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