So I didn't tell my mother about the detention in the end, I know I am a bad person.
ANYWAY. Skived PE (last period) in order to go with Cesca and Ginge to get CHIKACHIKA FAKE IDs. I know, I am so mature. This involved us behaving like we were eighteen (all three of us playing tap tap revolution on Cesca's phone with the sound turned up at full volume) and them taking passport photos etc.. All very unnerving and alarming with the whole ID number taking down and asking for your home address (I had a vision of the lady from the travel agents with her badly-fitting red suit and blue scarf - i have a feeling all travel agent people are failed air hostesses - sittting on top of a lamp post - we don't have trees in HK - spying on my house to see if I really was eighteen - I didn't get an ID, as I have never really felt the burning desire for one, but they used my address since my family have a laissez-faire attitude bout this sort of thing.) ANYWAY so we did that, Cesca and Ginge got their assorted food (Oh! If I ate...) and I smoked anti-socially in a corner, not unusually.
So after this, I hip-hop happened down to Central to go and get some new clothes (fail) and underwear (WHY WHY DID I FAIL AT THIS, WHY?!) and, of course Buckle's leaving present (fail again). So after these multiple failures I went home, had the fastest bath in history (I am rather off showers, I missed my bath so much in Italy as a carp took up residence in it) and jumped into an outfit that didn't smell too bad and headed to Buckle's leaving fiesta in the badlands of Sai Kung, MOFN (Middle of fucking nowhere).
Capes did a FANTABULOUS job of decorating and all that jazz, if you are reading this, consider a future career as an event planner. If you want to be a doctor, I hope that comment wasnt offensive :) big love. We had excellent drinks mixed by Buckle's brother who is really quite amiable and excellent food provided by the 'rents. Buckle finally showed up amidst much delight and Capes made a beautiful speech which I SWEAR didn't make me cry remotely. So after much drinkage and a quick stop at kelly's house (consisting of Kahlua drinking, dancing to Love Is Gone and painting my toenails drunkenly) we hopped on a chartered bus (i'm serious, consider it Capes) off to civilisation (LKF!). After Ginge and I drunkenly stumbled up D'auguilar street I remembered I had to go home and call my mother before the hardcore celebrations started. So using our random drunken luck we stumbled into Bala's to find RWP sitting with some obviously smitten and inebriated marine who is spending all his money on her, which is the type of thing that makes my night.
So after extricating RWP from this fellow we proceed to my belle papa's were we touched up our makeup, lied to my mother, and headed back out. By this time it was about 11. RWP had to be home by twelve due to various acts of inebriation so me and her had a quickie and our favourite la bodega (plus a tequila shot which, in retrospect, probably wasnt such a good idea) . I bumped into an english teacher at my school (which was surprisingly not awkward, but probably cus I was already so out of it) and we spied Anth and Karin heading up the hill and waved them over where they gratefully polished off my drink (which I was in no state to finish). We then headed to Behold for Rob's 18th which was probably a good party but I wasn't really having much fun as Buckle stole my cigs and I was abso fucking lutely dying for one. ALSO I was allowed to drink anymore as I was really quite out of it and if I have learnt one thing from the last three years, it's when to stop drinking.
But in between all this drinking, something quite pleasant happened. A v. steamy hookup that didn't quite end the way I wanted it to, but I guess that's what you get for being a campaigner for safe sex, WOOHOO yay me! But it was pleasant all the same.
After the best part of the night, things went down the slippery slope from there, I got even more bored and drunk. Let me tell you, there is NOTHING worse than being bored and drunk. it is just HIDEOUSLY, well... boring.
In the end, I decided that I would just go home, at the early hour of 1:45, which is practically sleeping before dinner for me. I am not quite sure how I got home, how I acquired a new shirt and two bottles of water and why i have a cut below my right eye.
I'm gonna miss you Buckle :)
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